It’s getting closer
Can’t you feel it?
The electric in the air?
Are your pets prepared?
Did you book a hotel room?
Hell yeah! You aren’t going to drink and drive are you?
If only there was karaoke
Non-believers, I’ve met you
Harold Camping’s out to get you.
His flock is everywhere
In your town, in your store, on the National Mall
They say, “Hey brother,
End times are coming have you heard the call?”
Rap, a-rap, a-rap, they call it the Rapture
Rap, rap, rap, it’s money they’re after…
(Maybe I’ll finish that and record it for Saturday)
- Truth In Advertising? (nosacredc0w.wordpress.com)
- Harold Camping’s Failed 1994 Rapture Prediction (blogs.sfweekly.com)
- How can they know it’s NOT May 21st?: The Irrational Amayists (caribatheist.blogspot.com)