Rap, a-rap, a-rap, they call it the Rapture

It’s getting closer

Can’t you feel it?

The electric in the air?

Are your pets prepared?

Did you book a hotel room?

Hotel room?

Hell yeah! You aren’t going to drink and drive are you?

Rapture Party Ft Lauderdale Beach

If only there was karaoke

Non-believers, I’ve met you
Harold Camping’s out to get you.
His flock is everywhere
In your town, in your store, on the National Mall
They say, “Hey brother,
End times are coming have you heard the call?”

Rap, a-rap, a-rap, they call it the Rapture
Rap, rap, rap, it’s money they’re after…

(Maybe I’ll finish that and record it for Saturday)

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About NoSacredCow

Irreverent atheist, skeptic, independent voter, social liberal, fiscal conservative, music lover, avid reader, engager in ruthless repartee, just an extra in somebody else's movie...
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One Response to Rap, a-rap, a-rap, they call it the Rapture

  1. I totally missed Draw Muhammad Day 2011 and the Rapture. I was out of town.

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