Fox News: “Dewey Wins!!!” Karl Rove’s Death Star Takes Shot In The Vent.

Fox was wrong again. They called Mitt Romney the winner. Well they have been consistently wrong on so many things is it any wonder they would make a last stab at protecting their propaganda machine?

My disappointment for the day? Ryan kept his seat. But Michele Bachmann and Allen West losing could very well make up for it. (As of this time both races haven’t been determined yet, but I’ve got my fingers crossed. West was trailing by 3,000 votes.)

Cannabis for personal use legislation won in two states, Colorado and Washington, and it’s great that the country is finally coming to its “sinse”.

Massachusetts becomes another state to legalize medical marijuana. Arkansas of course rejected it. Which continues the circular reasoning conundrum. They believe the imaginary friend created everything and yet they don’t want people to acknowledge some of it. “Genesis 1:11 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind” It just shows that propaganda has staying power but needs constant reinforcement.

Elizabeth Warren won. Good for her, good for Massachusetts and eventually American consumers since she now officially has a voice in the senate. (Better watch out BoA)

Speaking of the senate, sorry Karl Rove, your evil machinations failed and your death star took a fatal shot in the poop shoot. Americans are rejecting the star-spangled hoods of the tea party. Isn’t that grand?

Sheldon Adelson in a fit of pique has locked himself in a Las Vegas suite after blowing so much money on a loser (granted it came from his coin purse) and refuses to return to the light of day. He will concentrate on growing out his nails instead and dreaming of a day when Israel shall rule the world. (mmbwa-ha-ha-ha-ha)

Another big loser? The jowly one, Mitch McConnell, he who was quoted as saying, “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.” The single most important thing is that he should have been working to make this country a better place. Well hopefully the voters in his state, should he come up for reelection, will make it the single most important thing to make sure his ass gets bounced to the unemployment line.

Ann Romney said on the campaign trail that this will be her husband’s last election. Let’s hope that at least one Romney doesn’t flip-flop.

And finally, Congratulations President Obama. There’s no more playing the Bush card. We’ve given you your second term, now we need you to do what we elected you to do in 2008.

Good fortune to all of us in America.

May science and reason prevail.



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